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the reunion
time had elapsed. i thought that old grudges wouldn't have survived the drought of acquaintance. i have since learned that it's better not to draw these types of conclusions. it turns out that there were scores of scores waiting to be settled. i was lucky to escape from that room without my gonads having been sewn to my tongue with chicken wire. in future i shall be avoiding rooms full of people who know me. actually, i might just avoid people altogether.
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(18.7.05 11:38)
i'm glad that you are just a string of words constructed in the ether, and not a real person - otherwise i'd have to avoid you too.
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(18.7.05 12:36)
I love geckos really, Bobs - I have one tattoed about my person ... I really do.
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(19.7.05 00:10)
it simply isn't possible to sew with chicken wire. it is far more likely that your gonads be stapled to your tongue, covered in chicken wire and perhaps then topped off with some plaster of paris. what do you think?
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(2.8.05 10:46)
is it strange that i would like to see what someone would look like if they had their gonads sewn to their tongue with chicken wire...?
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(3.8.05 05:41)
...oh dear...
...um... i would just like to point out that it was a friend... of a friend that wanted to see it...
...ahem...
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(3.8.05 10:00)
.. and of course I believe you. Just this once ...
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